I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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