Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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