ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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