I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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