Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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