I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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