What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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