Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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