and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Randomize
