Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In America we eat man semen.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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