last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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