I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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