It's Friday. Sex?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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