she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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