WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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