maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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