garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
