He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
