On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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