My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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