we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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