chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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