Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
God, I missed his penis.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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