We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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