why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie