So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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