wanna go halves on a baby?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
you never un-have a 4some
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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