i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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