she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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