shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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