we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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