garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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