So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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