Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I understand Curling. That high.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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