I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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