I seem to have left my pride at pride
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I wear drunk well.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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