He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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