My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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