ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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