hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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