You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
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The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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