It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can't put those talents on a resume
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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