Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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