What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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