Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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