Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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