You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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