How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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