I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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