Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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