In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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