i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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