My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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