Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Can vaginas get frostbite?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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