New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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