I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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