Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
vagina is talking i cant
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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